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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9198 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only responsibility you have is to build, mine, and survive. No bills to pay, no deadlines to meet, just pure unadulterated blocky fun!
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