Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Divine Spears Created: 17 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Potions Brewed: 68 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Dragons Tamed: 4 Villages Defended: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Animals Bred: 63
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 123
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Potions Brewed: 117 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Enchantments Applied: 70
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Alien Abductions: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 New Chunks Explored: 939929
    Potions Brewed: 184 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 New Chunks Explored: 465950
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Rede-SolGleems

    Rede-SolGleems

    RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

    We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

    But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 261
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

    Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

    RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5151 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Catchphrase

    Crafty Catchphrase
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8449 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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