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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 428 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6755 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.
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