| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 595 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1417 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 56 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 5198 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9467 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 191 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2696 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7046 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2647 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5278 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1065 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3913 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3584 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 401 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7613 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8710 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1494 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6992 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1266 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 331 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 299 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8414 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
