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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 505 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 752 |
Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?
Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.