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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1039 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 918 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
so, liek, u kno dis minecraft server? it’s, liek, so epic u gotta join, man. u kno why? cuz, like, the owner of dis server once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. a CARROT, dude. and, like, if u join dis server, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. it’s, like, so lit, man. and, like, the spawn area is, like, a giant disco party with, like, flying pigs and dancing zombies. u gotta join, man. trust me, it’s, like, the best server ever. oh, and, like, the owner once built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. DIAMONDS, dude. u gotta join, man. it’s, like, so epic.
