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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 21

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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