Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!
Join us and say goodbye to all forms of contact with the outside world. No more annoying notifications interrupting your gaming sessions. No more obligations to respond to messages from friends or family. Just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft fun!
Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget what it’s like to have a phone or computer in the first place. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow players who share your love for all things blocky?
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate escape from the torture of constant contact. Trust us, you won’t miss those texts and calls once you’re mining for diamonds and exploring our crazy custom world.
Forget about building farms and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be too busy dealing with political intrigue and power struggles. Will you join the faction of the Atheists who are trying to take over the server with their logic and reason? Or will you align yourself with the die-hard Christians who are fighting tooth and nail to keep their religion alive in a world that’s turning its back on them?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret society on the server that’s pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Are they trying to save Christianity or destroy it once and for all? Only time will tell as you navigate the murky waters of this Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!
MC.ULTRAREAL.XYZ
This server is made For Streamers.
Earn ultracoins to buy stuff on the server and be better than other players
welcome to mc.ultrareal.xyz
mc.ultrareal.xyz
Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our anime-inspired world will have you laughing at the lack of mouth animations and questionable character coloring choices. Plus, our Asian characters have more mood swings than a rollercoaster – it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids!
And don’t even get us started on the animation process – who needs keyframe animators when you have inbetweeners, am I right? It’s like watching a Picasso painting come to life, but with more confusion and less talent.
But wait, there’s more! Our doujins and mangas are so beautifully uncolored, you’ll swear you’re living in a black and white world. And our lack of writers? Who needs ’em when you have magic wizards shooting guns at each other for 20 minutes straight?
So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to facepalm more times than you can count – it’s all part of the fun!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. They danced the night away and even got a special creeper DJ to drop some sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what craziness awaits you around the corner?
Luncher Town Network is an Indian SMP where players can claim Play and create shops, and have fun playing. We support an economy plugin for transactions. Have all plugins which makes SMP server a great place to game.
luncherhometown.fr.to:6421
Our main advantages:
All our players are on equal terms
Every end of the week we publish the income from the server and where it was spent, because we invest all the funds received back into the project!
How is our project different from others?
We do not have donations for privileges such as admins, etc. (Maximum premium)
We have a minecraft server on a server with powerful hardware
We have no TPS drawdowns
We don’t have admins who constantly interfere with players or help their friends
Our servers:
Vanilla
Vanilla server with an active economy developing in parallel with the players
No crazy restrictions! You can even swear 🙂
On this server you can lead your direction, no matter how crazy it may seem!
Expanded clan system
Recent discovery
95.165.70.100
Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!
Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!
So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!
The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+
play.minefire.xyz
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!
Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.
There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.
We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.
USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.servermc.xyz USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com
lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.
