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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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