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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 20 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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