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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5281 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!
So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.