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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4636 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 147 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring, well-controlled servers? Do you enjoy a little chaos in your gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for a wild ride where vehicle controls are intentionally janky and frustrating. It’s like playing Tomb Raider on hard mode, but in Minecraft!
Who needs smooth sailing when you can have a bumpy, unpredictable experience every time you hop into a vehicle? It’s been 3 games and we still haven’t figured out how to make them work properly – and we love it that way!
Come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of WTF moments. You won’t find another server quite like ours – because we’re too busy having fun breaking all the rules!