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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 837 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing cows stampedes through your front yard. Or how about the time our resident prankster replaced all the water in the ocean with grape juice? The chaos never stops on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo that happens every Saturday night.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to pack your sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
