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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4998 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing cows stampedes through your front yard. Or how about the time our resident prankster replaced all the water in the ocean with grape juice? The chaos never stops on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo that happens every Saturday night.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to pack your sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it!