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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5509 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!
Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.
So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!