GrannyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	383890	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7021	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Dimension Hops:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

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Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

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Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8499	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

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Welcome to the most detective-worthy Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a whole lot of lolz.

Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions

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Oh honey, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I stumbled upon! It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with enchanted swords?

And the best part? The admins are actually a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dance-off with a dolphin in a virtual ocean.

So, what did I think about it? Did I enjoy it? Oh heck yeah, I had the time of my life! So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Creepers for President 2025: Build, Mine, Vote!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a server that will make you laugh until your pickaxe falls out of your inventory? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-filled treasure hunts, and a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Notch in person and have a dance-off with a zombie pigman. Plus, our server is so epic that even Steve and Alex are fighting over who gets to build the next epic castle!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again in 2025! Who needs Biden when you have a server this crazy?!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Star Shards Collected:	71

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LimbusCraft – Where the only thing scarier than creepers is the office drama #1400

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and send you on a wild adventure? Look no further than our server, where we have Mirror Dungeons that will make you question reality itself.

Join us as we embark on the Refraction Railway Line 3, where the MirrorClock OrangeRoad will take you on a journey through time and space. But beware, for the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering are waiting to challenge your skills.

But that’s not all! We have Target Extractions like the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust. Can you take on the challenge and come out victorious?

And if you’re a fan of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, then you’re in for a treat, as our server is directly tied to those games. Expect spoilers and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates and craziness. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	296
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Star Shards Collected:	193
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4