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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7089 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Grandma can’t resist joining in on the fun! Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, Grandma texts you asking when you’ll visit. Instead of a normal response, you hit her with a “NIJISEETHE!” and close the chat. That’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.
Join us for insane building competitions where the prize is a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds. Encounter zombie llamas that drop enchanted golden carrots when defeated. Explore our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, granting you unlimited resources with each flush.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a visit from Grandma herself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a love for all things ridiculous.
