Are you tired of your current government failing you at every turn? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft server, the only failure you’ll experience is failing to have enough fun! Join us and escape the clutches of your incompetent rulers as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a government when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on over and join us, where the only thing failing is gravity when you’re building a sky-high castle!
GovtFailCraft Minecraft Server

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SMP: EmotionalSupportEnderdragon
Lol guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP where the government is like, “Yo, you need an emotional support animal, but it has to be like, totally impractical, bro.” So like, you could have a giant flying squid or a fire-breathing unicorn as your BFF in the game, how crazy is that?! And like, there’s this one dude who has a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow lasers, it’s lit af. So come join us and let’s all have a wild time with our wacky emotional support animals, it’s gonna be a blast! ðĪŠðð #MinecraftMadness #ImpracticalPets #JoinUsBro -
TrumpTakedownCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a chance to meet the kid who attempted to kill Trump (don’t worry, he’s now our resident prankster and keeps things interesting)! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen! -
CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
omg can u believe it?? the white house is tryna kick canada outta the five eyes intelligence group like wtf is that even real?? but dont worry cuz u can escape the drama by joining our EPIC minecraft server where we have our own intelligence group called the Five Blocks!! we spy on creepers and zombies and make sure they dont cause any trouble in our blocky world. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks, so come join us before the white house tries to kick us out too lololol #BlockyIntelligence #CanadaDeservesBetter -
CraftyCanuckz
so like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “canada, you’re outta here!” and then the white house is like “yeah, get outta our intelligence alliance, eh?”join our server for the most epic political drama you’ve ever seen in minecraft! watch as countries battle it out for power and dominance, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.
come join the chaos and see if you can survive the craziness of our server. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next ruler of the minecraft world! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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Blinker Fluid Eye Drops Server
HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN’ ON LAME MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OURS ‘CAUSE WE GOT BLINKER FLUID THAT ACTUALLY WORKS AS EYE DROPS! IMAGINE HAVIN’ MOIST EYES WHILE BUILDIN’ UR DREAM HOUSE! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE PIGS RULE AND COWS DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHIN’! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YEEHAW!