Are you tired of your current government failing you at every turn? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft server, the only failure you’ll experience is failing to have enough fun! Join us and escape the clutches of your incompetent rulers as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a government when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on over and join us, where the only thing failing is gravity when you’re building a sky-high castle!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

    CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

    We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

    Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

    Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!
    📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Magic Items Found: 8838
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

    DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4577
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Mines Excavated: 2827
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

    RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!
    Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 147 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Ores Mined: 8374
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

    Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

    Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

    Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

    Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

    And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

    • /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
    • /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
    • /vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
    • /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
    • /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7495 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

    OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

    Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

    Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Towns Built: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

    CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD
    Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

    So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition

    Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the hackers are in on the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Have you ever been zlined from an IRC and told to go away? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! We’ve got 120 IQ+ players who can crack any code and decipher any message.

    Join us and see for yourself – our community is filled with genius minds and hilarious antics. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unbelievable. Say something to our friends, if you dare!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4437 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

    YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

    Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

    But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

    Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/

    Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build epic bases with your significant other? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for couples who love to game together!

    Join us for romantic sunset strolls through our pixelated landscapes, monster slaying date nights, and treasure hunting adventures that will bring you closer together.

    But beware, there’s a rumor that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you’re about to say “I love you”. So be sure to always keep your diamond swords at the ready!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will ignite the flames of passion in your relationship, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find diamonds in more ways than one 😉.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 908770 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block

    Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block
    Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where Ukrainian troops are converting to Judaism faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us as we embark on a quest to formalize our allegiance to the Western ruling class…through building epic castles and battling dragons, of course!

    But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you’ll also find unicorns roaming the lands, rainbow sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even become the chosen one to lead the Ukrainian troops to victory in the name of Judaism!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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