GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Emeralds Found:	7834	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Mines Excavated:	4634	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5915

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	8257	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	969847

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	3564	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5418	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	117429
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3858
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.