Goon MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OopsieCraft

#momlife, #socialnorms, accidentalbreakage, childresponsibility, customerexperience, frienddrama, friendsjudging, momguilt, OopsieCraft, parenting, parentingfails, retailhumor, retailtherapy, retailwoes, shoppingwithkids, storeaccident, storeetiquette, storeincident, Target, toddlerbehavior, ToddlerLife

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

EduCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, education, EduCraft, flee, forced, forced to flee, Girls, girls education, girls’ education Taliban minister, Minecraft, Minister, Server, Speech, speech in support, Support, support of girls’ education, Taliban, Taliban minister, Taliban minister forced to flee, Taliban minister forced to flee Afghanistan

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7059	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Farms Harvested:	951
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Zombie Dances:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Items Found:	4121
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Farms Harvested:	849	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Animals Bred:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3721
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Items Found:	7573
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6153	Buildings Constructed:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Void Gems Collected:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	723
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3927	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2