Goon MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Meatless Craze: Cheaper & Tastier!

#sustainability, affordability, Cheaper, consumer behavior, cost effective, CRAZE, dietary preferences, environmental impact, food choices, food trends, Healthy Eating, market research, meat alternatives, meat industry, meatless, Plant-Based, Preference, protein sources, real meat, study, tastier, vegan, Vegetarian

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE FROM REAL LIFE AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE MEAT ALTERNATIVES ARE CHEAPER THAN REAL MEAT! LIKE WHAAAAT? U CAN BUILD UR OWN VEGAN KINGDOM AND RULE OVER A LAND OF IMAGINARY TOFU AND FAKE BACON!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE CARROTS ARE THE CURRENCY AND COWS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! U CAN FARM VIRTUAL VEGETABLES AND TRADE THEM FOR DIAMONDS, CUZ WHY NOT?

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WACKY WORLD WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS UR IMAGINATION…AND MAYBE THE OCCASIONAL CREEPER EXPLOSION. BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

MythFall

Adventure, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Fun, Items, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mythfall SMP, Server, Survival, welcome

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Animals Bred:	169
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	710	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Mythfall SMP is a survival server with plenty to offer, from dungeons to cool new items! We’re welcoming anyone to check us out, enjoy your stay!

smc.mythfall.net

Eclipse Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, attraction, black men, cultural shifts, DATING, Diversity, eclipse, equality, gender dynamics, Interracial Relationships, love, media influences, modern dating, Preferences, Race, Realms, relationships, sexual preferences, social perceptions, societal changes, societal norms, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ores Mined:	6245	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4236

Yo, bro, forget about that nonsense and join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection!

Our server is so lit, even creepers are lining up to join the fun. You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, slaying dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

BabyBlockBusters Minecraft Server

baby arrival, baby items, BabyBlockBusters, bugs, Cardboard, Cockroaches, Communication Issues, exterminator, Family Support, Fil, home environment, household maintenance, household pests, infestation, MIL, Minecraft, new purchases, Pest Control, raid spray, reproduction prevention, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Ultimatum

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bugs you’ll find are the ones you can squish with your pixelated feet! Join us for a wild adventure filled with excitement and no cockroaches in sight.

Our server is so bug-free, even the creepers are afraid to show their faces! Say goodbye to infestations and hello to a world of blocky bliss. Plus, our virtual exterminators are always on call to zap any unwanted pests with their enchanted swords.

Don’t worry about bringing any cardboard boxes into our server – the only thing you’ll be unpacking is a chest full of diamonds and rare loot! And if anyone gives you trouble about the cockroach situation, just tell them to raid someone else’s base.

So come on over and join us for a roach-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you see how clean and bug-free our Minecraft world is. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – without any creepy crawlies in sight!

Roommate DramaCraft

Assertiveness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, DramaCraft, living arrangement, moving in together, relationship boundaries, roommate, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compatibility, roommate conflict, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate relationships, shared living space, Ultimatum

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Farms Harvested:	701
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of living with roommates who have more drama than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to convince your friend that it’s totally cool for his girlfriend to move in, even though he’s convinced they’re moving too fast. Will he come around or will you have to resort to giving him an ultimatum? The suspense is killing us!

With plenty of space for everyone, including that one friend who works odd hours and won’t even be home when the girlfriend is around, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, think of the savings when you split the rent five ways!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

BlockySocial SMP – Why’d u delete?

BlockySocial, Deactivated accounts, DELETE, Deleted accounts, Digital Detox, Digital minimalism, digital well-being, Disconnecting from social media, internet usage, life without social media, mental health, online privacy, personal growth, self-care, smp, social media, social media addiction, social media blackout, social media break, social media habits, social media impact, social media withdrawal, technology detox, WHyd

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, so lit you won’t even believe it! Like, the reason you should join is because there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! And get this, the owner is actually a real-life wizard who can fly on a dragon and shoot fireballs from his hands!

I heard that if you join this server, you’ll become a Minecraft pro in like, two seconds flat. Like, all the players are actually Minecraft gods who can build entire cities in like, a day. And there’s this one dude who can tame creepers and ride them into battle, it’s insane!

So, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join this one and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with all the Minecraft mobs dancing to dubstep music. It’s like, totally rad, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend!

RedditCraft: UnearthedGems

Community, discussion boards, hidden gems, hidden treasures, internet forums, lesser known, lesser-known subreddits, Niche, Obscure, Off the beaten path, Overlooked, reddit, RedditCraft, secret, Special Interest, subreddits, Underappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered subreddits, UnearthedGems, Unique

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Look no further, because our server is like a hidden gem subreddit that is criminally underrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying creepers. They battled their way through hordes of evil villagers and even tamed a dragon to ride into battle. And all of this was just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can compete in epic taco-eating contests for a chance to win rare in-game prizes. And let’s not forget about our annual Llama Parade, where players dress up their llamas in ridiculous costumes and march through the streets in a dazzling display of creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this hidden gem of a Minecraft server!

EuroCraft: IndepenCraft Minecraft Server

current events, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, European autonomy, european union, foreign policy, Global influence, IndepenCraft, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Macron, Minecraft, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, Western alliance, world news

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	54
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? we got crazy stuff happening like russia and trump teaming up to push europe to be more independent, like whaaat? macron is like, “whoa, dudes, we gotta step up our game.” and we’re just here like, “join our server and be part of the madness!” we’ve got epic builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). come join us and be part of the chaos, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTradeWar

Afternoon, bilateral relations, Canada, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTradeWar, Diplomacy, Economy, international relations, Leaders, morning, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, trade agreement, trade war, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where trudeau and trump are actually bffs and they settle all their beef through intense pvp battles in game. witness the drama unfold as they argue over who has the better diamond sword and who gets to build the biggest wall around their base. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. also, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a dragon named barry. come join the fun before the trade war breaks out and all hell breaks loose. #minecraftpolitics #trudeautrumpbffs #dragonbarry #tradebunker

Psycho Rat Rave Server

2-5-dimethoxy-4-iodoamphetamine, addiction, animal testing, behavioral effects, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction, drug effects, Drug research, drug testing, experimental drugs, experimental treatments, heroin, laboratory animals, motivation, opioid crisis, psychedelic drug, Psycho, psychoactive substances, rat, Rats, rave, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo yo yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the players are like rats on a psychedelic trip? They be all like “nah man, I don’t need that heroin, I’m too busy building my epic base and slaying dragons in this wacky world!”

Join us on this mind-bending journey where the only drug we need is the rush of mining diamonds and battling creepers. Who needs heroin when you can be high on the thrill of exploring new lands and crafting insane contraptions?

Come on, don’t be a square! Join us on this wild ride and see why this server is the talk of the town. Trust me, once you’ve experienced the madness of this place, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the adventure begin!

EarthSurvival

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Evil Twin Fights:	5	New Chunks Explored:	481373
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

EarthSurvival is a one-of-a-kind Minecraft Earth SMP server that brings the world to life with a custom 1:1500 scale Earth map. Players can claim land, build civilizations, and thrive in a vibrant, player-driven environment. Our server is packed with unique features, including fully custom items, tools, and armor, as well as custom GUIs that enhance gameplay and make every interaction seamless. With custom plugins, an engaging economy, and mechanics like raidable claims during wars, EarthSurvival delivers an immersive and competitive experience like no other. Join today and create your legacy on EarthSurvival!

play.earthsurvival.net

Vanilla cool Project server minecraft

Aternos, banner, Cool, image, Ip:, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Project, Server, server description, server hosting, server photo., server rating, serving, sSSTAC3, Vanilla, vanilla project

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	173
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

serving server can be online even if it is written that it is offline and go only through the IP sSSTAC3.ATERNOS.Me is the right ip!

SSTAC3.aternos.me

Adventure Storytime Volume 2 1.21.2

1.21.2, 275810710, Adventure, Anime, CONTINUED, diamond is unbreakable, Hirohiko Araki, japanese manga, Joestar family, jojo’s bizarre adventure, last thread, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, Morioh Town, part 4, shonen jump, stand users, storytime, Volume, Volume 2

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ores Mined:	8688
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	272
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and ban trolls with their mighty ban hammer of justice!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of the jukebox!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares?! YOLO, amirite?!

BroMoneyBattles

AITAH, BroMoneyBattles, brother, budgeting, car repairs, Enabling, family, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial responsibility, lending money, money management, personal finance, phone bill, refusing to lend money, savings, selfish, sibling dynamics, trip savings, unexpected expenses

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	9213
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with family drama over money! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.

On our server, you can build your own virtual savings account and watch it grow while dodging requests for loans from your in-game family members. Will you be the responsible saver who plans ahead, or will you be the reckless spender who blows all their diamonds on a fancy pickaxe?

Join us now and show your family that you’re not just a blocky bank for them to withdraw from whenever they please. And remember, on our server, the only unexpected expenses you’ll encounter are creeper explosions and zombie invasions! So come on in and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through this crazy virtual world together.

MineCraftyWives: Happy & Secure!

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Contentment, emotional connection, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, married women, MineCraftyWives, Partnership, reddit, relationship, satisfaction, Secure, SECURITY, Stability, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Votes:	4527
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of your boring married life and looking for some excitement? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pixelated blocks. So leave your real-life problems behind and escape to a world where anything is possible – including finding happiness and security in your virtual marriage!

Players:	110/300	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	145	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18