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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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