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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
Magic Crystals Found: 17 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 361 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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