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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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