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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Love Letters Sent: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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