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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Chimeras Created: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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