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Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Aspire SMP

Abilities, Anarchy, Aspire SMP, Damage, Earth heart, Economy, ENERGY, Fire heart, Gaming, healing, Health Heart, Ice heart, Lightning, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, strength, Strength heart, Survival, water breathing, Water heart

Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Farms Harvested:	794	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	939

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, #gamer, 2000s revival, Aesthetics, Ascetic, cultural impact, culture, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming nostalgia, gaming settings, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia baiting, nostalgia in media, opinion, opinion piece, Retro, Revival, smp, trend, vintage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Ores Mined:	6564
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, BootyBlock, Boundaries, butt, Communication, consent, consent violation, disagreement, discomfort, INTIMATE, Minecraft, NSFW, partner, personal space, physical boundaries, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted touching, VIOLATION

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	9440

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

autism, baby shower, Category 5, Driving, emergency, emotional response, evacuation, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, hurricane impact, HurricaneBabyShowerDrama, long drive, pregnant sister, reschedule, sisterly conflict, Support, traffic, truck stop

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	136
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	4012	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

Peace, Prize, TokyoTNT, WINNERS

hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Emeralds Found:	5213	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

No Water Temple, Just Waves

Action-Adventure, Adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, gamecube, ganondorf, Hero, Hyrule, Link, Nintendo, Ocean, puzzle solving, Quest, sailing, Temple, triforce, video game, Water, water temple, Waves, Wind Waker, Zelda game

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5564	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

CAR, car cruising, car enthusiasts, classic car, classic car cruising, cruise, Cruising, cruising for chicks, cruising for dates, cruising for fun, HIGH, high school cruising, high school cruising adventures, high school girls, high school memories, high schools, lincoln, Lincoln Town Car, luxury car, Minecraft, Picking, picking up chicks, Picking up girls, picking up teenagers, picking up women, SCHOOLs, smp, TOWN, vintage car

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

alterations, baking, baking together, Boundaries, Chill, Communication, compromise, Deal, Expectations, family, Favors, Hemming, InLawCraft, inlaws, learning, quality time, relationships, Resentment, self-sufficiency, Sewing, teaching, thrifting, Understanding

Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HateTaterTotz

culinary dislikes, culinary tastes, dietary preferences, DISLIKES, food aversions, food choices, food critiques, food dislikes, food opinions, food preferences, HateTaterTotz, picky eater, taste buds, taste preferences, unpopular cuisine, unpopular dishes, unpopular flavors, unpopular food, unpopular opinions

Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

active members, ad astra, Adults, Adventure, advertising, Allowed, Biome mods, Boldly, building mods, Chaos, Community, concepts, CONTENT, Create, discord server, exploration mods, free, java edition, Lore, madness, MAGICAL, Mine Cells, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, New Content Mods, Origins, Other, Performance Mods, rules, silly, smp, Story, Survival, tubular, Waystones

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	‘Sup Bitch!
Version	1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
Mods	Origins (+ Extras!) Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!) Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets) Mine Cells Waystones Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.) Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.) Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
Discord Server Link	https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
Rules	Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?	The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
Is the server lore-focused?	Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
How can I join the server?	You can join through the Discord server link provided.
Are there any specific rules I should follow?	The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

/Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2949	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2