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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 17
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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