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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Magic Crystals Found: 23 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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