so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity, yo!

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, it gets even better. you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are breakdancing and doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking llama who speaks in rhymes and riddles? he’ll challenge you to epic quests and riddle contests that will blow your mind. plus, he gives out free tacos every tuesday. who doesn’t love free tacos, amirite?

but the best part of all is the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks that will make you the envy of all your friends. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and mayhem on this insane minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those ninja chickens. they mean business.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
Villages Defended: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

    Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CitadelPvP
    Version 1.7.10
    IP Address play.citadelpvp.com

    Features:

    About:

    Relive the glory days of 2012-2015 classic factions on CitadelPvP. Join today and experience the nostalgia of OG Minecraft gameplay!

    Interested in playing?

    Check out the server trailer here and join the fun on play.citadelpvp.com!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is the server only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10? Yes, CitadelPvP is only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10.
    What are some of the features offered on the server? The server includes classic factions gameplay, PvP zones, an economy system, 1v1 duels, and more.
    How can I join the server? Simply use the IP address play.citadelpvp.com to connect to the server.
    Are there any special events or activities on the server? There are events such as 1v1 duels, voting for in-game gear, and more to keep players engaged.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Break Time Minecraft Server

    Break Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the endless thirst and obsession with women and sex? Looking for a break from the toxicity of online communities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can focus on building, exploring, and crafting without the distractions of the outside world.

    Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Animals Bred: 149

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

    Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans
    Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or Elira Pendora starting a llama farm that takes over the entire server.

    And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their epic pranks like turning the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is home to a group of players who have built a massive underwater city complete with a secret treasure room that only the bravest adventurers can find.

    Luxiem is where things get really crazy, with Luca Kaneshiro leading raids on other players’ bases while Shu Yamino creates elaborate traps that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

    And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette has created a giant puppet show that takes up half the server and ScarleYonaguni is constantly pranking her fellow players with invisible blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the trolls, griefers, and numberfags lurking around every corner.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8699 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HairCraft Minecraft Server

    HairCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Well, look no further! Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know if you’re going to get a sweet treat or a sour surprise. Just like the husband in this story, our players are full of surprises and will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s around the corner, just like this wife who never saw her husband’s blow-up coming. With our server, you’ll never be bored – there’s always something new and exciting happening, just like the constant drama in this story.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as this story, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Potions Brewed: 68
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AccidentalSodaSipper

    AccidentalSodaSipper
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?

    Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?

    But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?

    Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Runes Activated: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCrushSignals

    CraftyCrushSignals
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Commute Pay Time

    Crafty Commute Pay Time
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

    plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 New Chunks Explored: 260237
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lucky Star Minecraft Server

    Lucky Star Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

    But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

    Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

    PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

    Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

    But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

    So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

    ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia
    Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Towns Built: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PrisonCraft177

    PrisonCraft177
    so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Potions Brewed: 147
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Log Boss Minecraft Server

    Log Boss Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

    Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

    So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6181 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

    Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

    Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Emeralds Found: 1196
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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