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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 402 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2564 | Magic Items Found: | 7276 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!