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MineCrafty Breaks

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6270
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	1793	Void Armor Forged:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Void Gems Collected:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7649

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

HeatWarsMC

Accommodation, autism, bad attitude, Boundaries, cleaning schedule, compromise, Controlling, Dismissive, DISRESPECTFUL, guilt trip, Heating, HeatWarsMC, housemate, indoor temperatures, Invasive, Temperature, thermostat, UK standard, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	New Chunks Explored:	384820

Are you tired of compromising on your Minecraft server preferences? Join our server where we have a strict 16-17°C temperature limit to keep things cool and cozy! No more unbearable heat like on other servers, we prioritize your comfort here.

Plus, we don’t use autism as an excuse to guilt trip others into getting our way. Our players are respectful and understanding, no matter what challenges they may face. Say goodbye to rude and dismissive behavior, and hello to a welcoming and inclusive community.

And don’t worry about sharing responsibilities on our server – we have a strict cleaning schedule that everyone actually follows! No more one person doing all the work while others sit back and relax. We believe in fairness and teamwork here.

So come join our Minecraft server today, where the temperature is just right and the atmosphere is always friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you experience the difference!

StudyCraft SMP: Learn & LOL!

education, effective studying, engaging study methods, Entertainment, Fun learning, learn, learning, lol, motivation, productivity, smp, study habits, study hacks, study motivation, study motivation tips, study resources, study routine, study skills, study strategies, study techniques, study tips, study tools, StudyCraft, studying

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually your best friends.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your entire life. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant chickens that you can ride into battle, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is constantly pranking each other and causing chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, it’s wacky, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in a blocky world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

BadTasteCraft

BadTasteCraft, BIZARRE, cravings, Culinary, DISLIKES, eccentric, Food, guilty pleasure, indulgence, likes, odd, peculiar, peculiar taste, Preferences, strange, Taste, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Potions Brewed:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food choices? Well, on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things weird and wonderful – just like your love for pickles and ice cream sandwiches! Join us and feast on a buffet of bizarre food combos while building epic structures with fellow food rebels. Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a creeper-proof cake! So come on, embrace your culinary quirks and join us on this gastronomic adventure!

Crafty Weather HIV Care

care, climate change, climate-resilient healthcare, Crafty, disaster preparedness, Droughts, extreme weather events, Floods, health services, healthcare challenges, healthcare resilience, healthcare solutions, HIV, HIV care, HIV risks, HIV treatment, poor health outcomes, tailored HIV services, treatment gaps, weather, weather disruptions, weather impacts, weather patterns

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

so, like, imagine this: u join our server and BAM, u get hit with a drought or a flood in minecraft. but wait, there’s a twist – these extreme weather events actually make ur gameplay more exciting! u gotta find ways to survive and keep ur character healthy while dealing with the chaos of nature.

but don’t worry, we got u covered with climate-resilient healthcare on our server. our virtual doctors will make sure ur character stays in tip-top shape, even during the craziest of weather events. and to top it off, we offer tailored HIV services in minecraft – because why not, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and every challenge is a chance to show off ur skills. trust us, u won’t find a more unique and thrilling minecraft experience anywhere else!

SkyNation

Adventure, challenge, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Ip:, Islands, Items, Join, level system, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Skyblock, SkyNation, Version, XP..

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Divine Spears Created:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

SkyNation Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skyblock Mode	Enjoy a fresh Skyblock experience with exclusive features and special challenges.
Customizable Islands	Build your island exactly how you want with a variety of custom designs and extensions.
Regular Events	Participate in exciting events such as PvP tournaments, build competitions, and more!
Active Community	Become part of a friendly and supportive player base. Join our Discord server to stay in touch with other players!
Custom Plugins	Offer custom plugins that make the Skyblock experience even more exciting and diverse.
Built-in Economy	Earn and invest with a dynamic economy system.
In-game Shop & Items	Buy and sell unique items to help you build your island.
Level System	Earn XP and level up to unlock cool rewards.

What are you waiting for? Join SkyNation and start your Skyblock adventure! We can’t wait to see you there! 😃

Server Details:

IP: SkyNation.my.pebble.host
Version: 1.9 – 1.21.4
Discord: https://discord.gg/nVnZ8Qfyve

FAQ

Q: How can I join SkyNation?

A: Simply connect to the server IP: SkyNation.my.pebble.host from your Minecraft client.

Q: What version of Minecraft is SkyNation compatible with?

A: SkyNation is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 to 1.21.4.

Q: Are there any special events on SkyNation?

A: Yes, SkyNation regularly hosts events such as PvP tournaments and build competitions.

Adventure Crafters United 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, America, Australia, business degree, comfy job, Crafters, drivers, EUROS, families, Friends, Girlfriend, graduate, ideal job, Kids, lonely, long drives, long hours, road life, road trains, salary, stress, Tools, trucking, trucking license, Uní, United, US

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Ores Mined:	6041	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of trucking without leaving the comfort of your home! Forget about making a measly 48,000 euros a year with a business degree – on our server, you can make virtual millions driving across pixelated America or even Australia! No need to worry about loneliness or missing your family, because in our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow trucking enthusiasts who share your passion for long drives and fixing small problems with tools. Say goodbye to real life responsibilities and hello to the open road in Minecraft!

MinecraftMomShade

Appearance, beauty, bullying, Confidence, cultural identity, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family, Gaslighting, Hijab, Insecurity, mental health, MinecraftMomShade, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Trauma, Ugly, validation, worthlessness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of feeling like the black sheep of your family because they just don’t understand your beauty? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all kinds of beauty, hijab or no hijab! Join us and let your inner supermodel shine through, no judgment here!

We understand the struggles of being misunderstood and feeling worthless, but on our server, you’ll be surrounded by supportive players who will uplift you and make you feel like the queen you truly are. Who needs Adriana Lima when you can be the star of our virtual world?

So leave those tears behind and come join us for a fun and empowering gaming experience. You’ll never have to question your worth again, because on our server, you’re always the most beautiful player around. See you there, gorgeous!

OrderCraft SMP

Delivery, digital purchase, e commerce, online marketplace, online order, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping safety, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, online transaction, OrderCraft, package tracking, retail therapy, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Farms Harvested:	876
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing together. It was lit, fam.

And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So like, if you join this server, you’ll never go hungry again. Plus, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. It’s wild, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the mods on this server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, they have laser guns and can ban griefers with just a zap of their ray guns. It’s like, totally out of this world, dude.

So like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or should I say, sliced pizza? LOL.