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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8276 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of evil sheep attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has special weapons like exploding chickens and flying pigs to help you fight them off. it’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on!
oh, and did i mention that our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army? yeah, that’s right. these majestic creatures will protect you from any danger and even give you magical powers to help you on your quest for epicness.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate balance of good and evil in the most absurd and hilarious way possible. trust me, you won’t regret it!