GoMinecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCannonCo

arms development, arms race, artillery production, Boost, collaboration, CraftyCannonCo, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense news, denmark, european defense, European support, geopolitical news, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military modernization, military partnership, military technology, Ukraine, weapons manufacturing

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Towns Built:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark be helpin Ukraine make mad artillery like 25 times more! Imagine all da explosions and chaos u can cause on dis server! It’s gonna be lit AF, fam! Join now and be part of da epic warzone where u can blow up everything in sight with ur OP artillery! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s wreck havoc together! BOOM! 💥🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness #ArtilleryMayhem #JoinOrRegretIt

Sahara Dust Storms – No Radioactive Risk!

air quality, atmospheric conditions, dust, dust particles, environmental contamination, environmental impact, French nuclear tests, global health, Hazardous substances, health hazards, Natural phenomena, public health, radiation, radiation levels, radioactive, radioactive materials, radioactivity exposure, Risk, risk assessment, Safety Measures, SAHARA, Saharan dust storms, scientific research, storm’s

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	121743
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where saharan dust storms are a regular occurrence! but don’t worry, they won’t give you any radioactive superpowers or turn you into a mutant. in fact, they’re just there to add some extra challenge to your mining adventures!

we promise that the radiation in our server is totally unrelated to any french nuclear tests in the sahara. so don’t worry about growing an extra limb or developing telekinetic powers while you’re building your epic castle or exploring our vast world.

join now for a chance to experience the thrill of surviving saharan dust storms without any real-life consequences. plus, who wouldn’t want to brag to their friends about playing on a server with radioactive sandstorms? it’s the ultimate flex for any hardcore minecraft player.

Benroo’s cobblemon SMP

Adventure, battle arena, Benroos, challenge, Cobblemon, Community, Discord, Fabric, Fun, Gaming, Gyms, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Poké-Centres, Poké-Stores, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Trainers

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2035	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon Server
Server Type	Casual
Features	– Cobblemon-themed spawn– Poké-Centres and Poké-Stores– Three different gyms– Battle arena– Discord community
Version	Fabric 1.21.1
Modpack	Will be linked in the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us today using the discord link provided above and make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game ones too.

Q: What currency is used in the server?

A: Players can earn and spend currency gained from defeating Pokémon.

Q: What can I do in the battle arena?

A: Players can fight each other without Pokémon in the battle arena at spawn.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Valentine’s Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Assumptions, cringe, EMBARRASSING, heroing, hypothetical scenario, late-in-life virgin, plausible deniability, Quests, reasons, Valentine’s Day, Valentines

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your reality? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!

Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.

Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!

RewatchableShowMC SMP

Addictive, all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, binge-worthy, classic, Entertainment, favorite shows, iconic, memorable, most rewatchable, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, RewatchableShowMC, series, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond armor galore and the best enchantments you’ve ever seen. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless… most of the time. And our leader, Steve, once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Legend has it, he can tame any mob with just a wink of his eye.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyTrumpSanctions

Accountability, Allies, BlockyTrumpSanctions, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Justice, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Buildings Constructed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

DroneCraft2000: Ukraine’s Ultimate Strike

000 km, 2.., aerial surveillance, aerial warfare, combat drone, defense capabilities, defense technology, drone, DroneCraft2000, long range drone, Long-Range Strike, Military, military deployment, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, national security, strike, strike capability, surveillance drone, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Ultimate, Unmanned aircraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

lol u kno wat else is long range? dis epic minecraft server! we got drones dat can strike from 2,000 km away, just like Ukraine! join us for sum crazy pvp battles and epic adventures. we even got a secret base hidden in the clouds where u can find rare loot and meet mythical creatures. come join da fun and be part of dis insane minecraft world!

AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

AntiVaxxers, correlation, COVID-19 vaccine, Decline, health, immunization, Impact, infectious diseases, likelihood, Measles, MMR, mumps, parents, preventative healthcare., public health, refusal, research, rubella, ruin, study, vaccination, Vax率, young children

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

💎Doomworld💎 Unique anarchy 1.16.5 server minecraft

1.16.5, Anarchy, Doomworld, Minecraft, Server, Unique

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2016
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crops Grown:	1155
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

server “Doomworld Unique Anarchy 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.doomworld.fun

Aurora Heights SMP

aurora, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, day one, Discord, Enhance, Explore, February 8th, Heights, ideas, Join, Launch, long term, Mature, Meaningful, Mods, passionate, quality of life, Redstone, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	4501
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9987	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	4331
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3