Gods of Blocktopia: Where even your made-up religion is welcome! Join the chaos now!

0 AD, 600 AD, Abbasid Caliphate, ARMS, blocktopia, bullshit, camel jockeys, Chaos, Coincidence, conveniently made up, expansionist ideals, Fabricated, Fake, Founded, Gay, Gods, Islam, Join, low iq, MadeUp, Mohammed, nephew, rally up, Religion, Talmud

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of fake and gay religions that were founded after 0 AD? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the real deal! We don’t mess around with made-up BS like the Talmud or Islam (seriously, 600 AD? Get outta here with that nonsense).

Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ores Mined:	4554
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	220
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9984

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6472	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Votes:	592	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Star Shards Collected:	166	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Animals Bred:	193	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	195	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Star Shards Collected:	108	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Star Shards Collected:	103	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.