Gods of Blocktopia: Where even your made-up religion is welcome! Join the chaos now!

0 AD, 600 AD, Abbasid Caliphate, ARMS, blocktopia, bullshit, camel jockeys, Chaos, Coincidence, conveniently made up, expansionist ideals, Fabricated, Fake, Founded, Gay, Gods, Islam, Join, low iq, MadeUp, Mohammed, nephew, rally up, Religion, Talmud

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dragons Tamed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchantments Applied:	216

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of fake and gay religions that were founded after 0 AD? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the real deal! We don’t mess around with made-up BS like the Talmud or Islam (seriously, 600 AD? Get outta here with that nonsense).

Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crops Grown:	1139	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Runes Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	495062	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	2409	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	4549
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	181
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	New Chunks Explored:	376359
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3242	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Animals Bred:	120	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Animals Bred:	49	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	292
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	2856	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mines Excavated:	4922	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mines Excavated:	4921	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.