Gods of Blocktopia: Where even your made-up religion is welcome! Join the chaos now!

0 AD, 600 AD, Abbasid Caliphate, ARMS, blocktopia, bullshit, camel jockeys, Chaos, Coincidence, conveniently made up, expansionist ideals, Fabricated, Fake, Founded, Gay, Gods, Islam, Join, low iq, MadeUp, Mohammed, nephew, rally up, Religion, Talmud

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Towns Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Potions Brewed:	58
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of fake and gay religions that were founded after 0 AD? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the real deal! We don’t mess around with made-up BS like the Talmud or Islam (seriously, 600 AD? Get outta here with that nonsense).

Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2066	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	66	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	47
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dimension Hops:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Night Skies:	5

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Zombie Dances:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	4337
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Animals Bred:	52	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	5777
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Votes:	9151

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	134
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Votes:	3744
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Emeralds Found:	4010	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Towns Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!