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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9090 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Join our server and experience what it’s like to truly worship women like they deserve. Kiss their virtual hands, give up your virtual seat for them, and hold virtual doors open like a true butler. Address them as “M’Lady” and show them the respect they deserve.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can even throw your virtual jacket over virtual puddles so women can cross without getting wet. And don’t forget to hand over 90% of your virtual income to your virtual wife for the household makeup & jewelry budget (and maybe a little for the virtual kids’ food if they’re well behaved).
So why settle for moids who don’t know their place when you can join our server and worship women like a true gentleman? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the traditional, WOMAN FIRST order once again!
