| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8877 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 2500 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8699 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 634 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!
But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2341 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7978 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!
And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5044 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 165 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2519 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2725 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| About Us |
|---|
| While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc. |
| Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting. |
| LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity. |
| 16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels. |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod | Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat. |
| Armor Stand Tools | Allows for various customization options for armor stands. |
| Discord > server chat | Enables communication between Discord and server chat. |
| Web based world map | High-quality map with multiple perspectives. |
| Gradual world border expansion | Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border. |
| Grief prevention | Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly. |
| Adult staff team | Experienced staff without power complexes. |
| Opt-in only PVP | Players can choose to participate in PVP. |
| Decorative player heads | Allows for decorative player heads in the game. |
| Decisions made by community vote | Community-driven decision-making process. |
| Sleep skip | Feature to skip the night by majority sleep. |
A: Head to smp.me to apply!
A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.
A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.
A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.
A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2987 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!
We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6744 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.
So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2361 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 167 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6316 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Towns Built: | 8 |
we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!
we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.
oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2757 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.
come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4002 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3326 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 566 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.
And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.
So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8419 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 622 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4868 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Server Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Location | Australia/NZ |
| Server Type | SMP |
| Server Version | 1.21+ |
| Plugins | Lifesteal |
| Community | Growing |
A: Yes, the server is 24/7.
A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.
A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.
A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.
For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8951 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9802 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Emeralds Found: | 1359 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2007 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 382 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5289 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4478 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.
So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!
