GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

Boring, crucifying, Day, death, DESERVED, Edition, exiting, Followers, goat followers, GoatCraft, hot pokers, Jewish, killing themselves, knowing, misery inducing, people, place they belong, rapping, Satanist, satanists, tuckers out, well rested

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/300	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	216	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/900	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Potions Brewed:	101	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Votes:	6641
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/300	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3647	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Votes:	7132	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/700	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Emeralds Found:	6644	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5862	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	8481	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Emeralds Found:	2019
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com