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CozyCrafterMC SMP

binge-worthy, chill vibes, comfort movie, comfort series, comfort show, Cozy, CozyCrafterMC, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, film, happy place, Heartwarming, Nostalgia, Recommendation, Relaxing, smp, soothing, stress relief, tv show, Uplifting

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Love Letters Sent:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pickaxe with a mustache. It’s like, totally epic, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this Minecraft SMP? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

MinecraftMentalBoosts

acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, aromatherapy, coping mechanisms, creativity, Exercise, hobbies, journaling, laughter therapy, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MinecraftMentalBoosts, music therapy, Nature, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, social support, Therapy, weird

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring ol’ therapy sessions and meditation apps? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and diamond mining heal your soul! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures, like flying pigs and dancing creepers, that will make you forget all your worries. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted diamond pickaxes have special healing powers that can cure even the most stubborn cases of the Mondays. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

CraftyAssassinIran

artist, ASSASSINATE, Conspiracy, CraftyAssassinIran, Dissident, Espionage, EXPOSED, Foreign, germany, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, iran, opposition, Plot, Political, Régime, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Enchantments Applied:	191	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we expose all the wacky plots happening in Iran like trying to assassinate a dissident artist in Germany. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build your own secret hideout to avoid any crazy assassination attempts. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any evil dictators trying to take you out. So come on over and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server!

Leaf RNA Microbe Haven

biology, discovery, Environment, Environmental Science, findings, Haven, influence, interactions, leaf, leaf microbiome, leaves, Microbe, microbial communities, microbiology, plant health, plant-microbe interactions, research, RNA, RNA-Sequencing, Shaping, study, surface

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Farms Harvested:	817
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the leaves have RNA on them and it shapes the WHOLE MICROBIAL COMMUNITIES, bro! like, imagine being a leaf and having RNA control your whole life, wild right? join us and see how RNA on leaves can influence plant health and make the environment go WACKY! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, so come on and play with us, it’s gonna be LIT! 🌿🔬🤪 #RNAonLeaves #MicrobialMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Infinity Isles

commands, Community, Connection, creativity, Dimensions, Discord, donation, Events, Infinity, Isles, Minecraft, multiplayer, Prizes, quality of life, Resources, server performance, smp, Structures, Survival, Toxicity, voice chats

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Votes:	9226	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ores Mined:	4618	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server
Overview:	Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life improvements.

Why Join Infinity Isles?

Primarily vanilla survival server with helpful plugins
Whitelisted to ensure a mature and friendly community
Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connectivity
Player-run shopping district and regular community events
Resource worlds for gathering materials without disturbing the main world
No pay-to-win donation perks, all proceeds used to improve the server
Active staff team committed to creating a positive environment
Active Discord server for community interaction

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?	A: No, Infinity Isles is an 18+ server and only accepts players who meet this age requirement.
Q: Are griefers tolerated on the server?	A: No, griefing is not allowed on Infinity Isles. Our staff handles such incidents promptly and with zero tolerance.
Q: Is there a player-run economy on the server?	A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a player-run shopping district where players can set up their own shops and trade with others.
Q: Are there regular events on the server?	A: Yes, the server holds bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities like Storage Wars and Charity Events.
Q: How can I donate to the server?	A: Donation options are available on our website here.

Epic Quest Hub 1.20.6

1.20.6, card games, celebration, cherished memory, Epic, family bonding, family fun, family tradition, father-daughter competition, friendly rivalry, game night, Hub, Important milestone, long-awaited win, milestone achievement, Preference, proud moment, quality time, Quest, special moment, sweet victory, ten years in the making, triumph, Victory

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s like beating your dad in Preference after 10 freakin’ years! It’s that epic, man! Like, you’ll feel like a total boss when you conquer all those pixelated blocks and mobs. Plus, you can show off to your dad how much of a gaming pro you’ve become. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and dominate like you’ve never dominated before!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	New Chunks Explored:	749834
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	1208
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Animals Bred:	70	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	820	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2967

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8593	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Enchantments Applied:	203
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Dragon Eggs Found:	5418	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server