Goat Ass Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries are so obsessed with goat ass that they can’t stop playing! But don’t worry, there’s more to this server than just furry shenanigans.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.

But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ores Mined:	7241
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Items Found:	6405	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	240
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mines Excavated:	3324	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Falling into the Void:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	4468
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	277
Dragon Eggs Found:	3759	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.