🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you never know what kind of adventures you’ll stumble upon! Join us if you’re ready to dive into a world where even your date might casually mention their Onlyfans account while building a house out of diamond blocks. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got scandalous secrets to uncover? 😜🔥💎 #MinecraftMadness #OnlyfansOasis

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 651 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Enchantments Applied: 110
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2268 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2950 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 34 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 100 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Runes Activated: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Potions Brewed: 97
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dimension Hops: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Potions Brewed: 102

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3820 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Star Shards Collected: 124
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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