GlutenGrieferCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Endless Night Skies:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Switch Kids Craft Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Emeralds Found:	4400	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2317
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crops Grown:	7271	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyTruths

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What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	207
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1295
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BankruptCraft

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Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Girl Power Zone

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come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Soul Soicety

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Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Ores Mined:	8727
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Potions Brewed:	197
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.