GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5749	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Chimeras Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	3832
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	4333
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Farms Harvested:	345
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Crops Grown:	4657
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	New Chunks Explored:	95332

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Animals Bred:	127	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	129

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crops Grown:	5553	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Emeralds Found:	137
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	289	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	6342	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6739	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchantments Applied:	192	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7116
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Players:	109/400	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5