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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4714 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?
