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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5468 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?