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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3301 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 256 |
Star Shards Collected: | 235 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 7272 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
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