Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Blue Balls

ABSTINENCE, Balls, blocky, Blue, Celibacy, emotional connection, Intimacy, longest without sex, patience, personal experience, physical intimacy, relationships, self-control, sexual activity, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction, sexually active, temptation, Waiting

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and not getting any action in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hookup spot for all your pixelated needs!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!

GreenlandRejectsUS Minecraft Server

Arctic, Autonomy, European, foreign affairs, Greenland, GreenlandRejectsUS, INDEPENDENCE, indigenous rights, international relations, majority, Minecraft, Nordic, North America, opinion, Politics, poll, self-determination, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, Territorial, US

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

are you tired of being a part of the US? do you want to join a server where you can escape the madness and chaos of real life? well, look no further because our minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.

imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.

but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition

act of brutality, asylum seekers, border security, Cuba, Cuba-US relations, detention, detention facilities, donald trump, Edition, foreign policy, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detention center, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international relations, migrant detention, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, Trump administration, Trumps, united states

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7728	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.

our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.

AnxietyCraft: Antidepressant Adventures

Adventures, antidepressant, antidepressants, AnxietyCraft, Effectiveness, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, limited data, Long-term impact, medication, mental health, participants, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, reduce anxiety, research, review, side effects, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment, trial conditions, Usage

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join our wacky minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be anxious about is how much fun you’re having! we’ve got 12,000 players who can confirm that playing on our server effectively reduces symptoms of boredom and sadness.

we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!

Pixel Haven 1.21.1

#Daredevil, 1.21.1, accident, Adrenaline Rush, cautionary example., cautionary tale, dangerous stunts, extreme sports, Fail, Flip, flips, gets obliterated, Haven, near miss, oncoming traffic, PIXEL, reckless driving, risky behavior, social media fail, stunt gone wrong, thrill-seeking, traffic collision, viral video

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	192
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like getting hit by a truck but in a good way! I’m talking about flipping and getting obliterated by oncoming traffic, but like, in a virtual blocky world. It’s so wild, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. So come on, join us and experience the chaos and destruction in the most hilarious way possible. It’s a total mind trip, man.

MistressCraft: Job Loss Edition

Affair, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, children, communication breakdown, Confrontation, confrontation at work, Edition, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, husband’s mistress, Infidelity, infidelity fallout, Job, job risk, Loss, Marital Problems, Marriage, MistressCraft, relationship struggles, trust issues, workplace drama

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9027	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and scandal!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?

And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Hatecrafters United

commonly enjoyed dislikes, contrary preferences, HateCrafters, hated activities, misunderstood dislikes, misunderstood hobbies, personal aversions, Pet Peeves, United, unpopular opinions, unpopular tastes, widely disliked things

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of people assuming everyone loves pineapple on pizza? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where pineapple on pizza is banned and anyone caught trying to sneak it in gets banished to the Nether for eternity! Join us for a pizza party like no other and build your wildest creations without the fear of fruity toppings ruining your appetite. Trust us, this server is a slice above the rest!

SovietMinecraft2025

2025, agriculture, Decrease, economic outlook, Economy, food production, food security, global market, government policies, grain exports, historical comparison, import/export, international trade, Moscow Times, predictions, russia, Russian, sanctions, Soviet levels, SovietMinecraft2025, trade relations

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian grain exports are so low, they’re back to soviet levels in 2025! we’ve got more wheat than you can shake a stick at, and our players are so good at farming, they make stalin proud. join us for a chance to build your own communist utopia in the virtual world, complete with endless fields of wheat and secret police patrols. don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the glory of mother russia in minecraft form. join now before the kgb catches wind of our antics and shuts us down!

Crafty Wife Gaslighter

BETRAYAL, Communication, Crafty, Deception, Emotional Abuse, gaslighter, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting effects, gaslighting in relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting spouse, gaslighting tactics, Manipulation, Marriage, mental health, psychological abuse, relationships, self-doubt, toxic behavior, Trust, Wife

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

So, like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll be mining for diamonds and stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. And get this, the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their secret potato army.

But wait, there’s more! The server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MinecraftOffline

Anarchy, Cheats, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, discord server, European, finland, Griefing, intel, minecraft server, MinecraftOffline, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, PvE, PvP, RAM, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, SSDs, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Enchantments Applied:	187	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

MinecraftOffline

Server Overview

Server IP:	minecraftoffline.net
Game Version:	1.21.3
Zero reset policy
Freedom to play	Cheats and griefing permitted (but no spamming allowed)
Unique gameplay features	Custom plugins
Europe-optimised	Hosted in Finland

Technical Specifications

Processor:	Intel XEON E-2276G
Storage:	2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
RAM:	64GB DDR4 ECC
Network:	1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM)

Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQs

Q: Can I use cheats on the server?

A: Yes, cheats are permitted on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Q: What makes the gameplay unique?

A: Custom plugins add unique gameplay features to the experience.

Q: Where is the server hosted?

A: The server is Europe-optimised and hosted in Finland.

Lost in Illusion 1.21

Downtime, Gaming, genshin, healing, health, Illness, ILLUSION, jerk off, leisure, Lost, peak, Recovery, recuperation, Relaxation, REST, School, self-care, sick, Sleep, slow damage, time off, video games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1978
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Yo, bro, forget about school and responsibilities, come join this Minecraft server where you can escape reality and live your best blocky life!

We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!

Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?

FashionFauxPasFunHouse

eboy, embarrassed, Fake, FashionFauxPasFunHouse, fast fashion, Individuality, let him live, looksmaxxing, minimalist aesthetic, personality shift, philosophy major, played him, rebrand, sneaker wall, streetwear, style choices, thrifted fashion, timeless aesthetic, VIBE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3327	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8222
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

So my buddy (let’s call him Milo) has gone through a total transformation, like a caterpillar turning into a hipster butterfly. One day he’s rocking streetwear, the next he’s dressed like a pretentious art student who only drinks artisanal coffee.

But here’s the kicker – he’s decided to bring his new aesthetic to a Minecraft server. Yes, you heard me right. This server is all about embracing your inner minimalist, timeless, espresso-drinking philosopher. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, on this server, we ponder the concept of time and debate the meaning of life while sipping on virtual lattes.

Join us if you want to witness Milo’s evolution from sneakerhead to deep thinker in pixelated form. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own inner hipster artist while you’re at it. Just be careful not to accidentally call someone out for their past fashion choices, or you might end up like me – questioning the very fabric of reality in the world of Minecraft.

CraftyReaders: Fixing the 30-35% Problem

4th grade, 8th grade, academic performance, American students, competent readers, CraftyReaders, education system, educational challenges, educational improvement, educational reform, Fixing, literacy development, literacy gap, literacy intervention, literacy rates, literacy skills, Problem, reading comprehension, reading proficiency, standardized testing, student achievement, student success, test scores

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of your kids struggling to read? Do you want to improve their literacy skills in a fun and engaging way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and watch as your child’s reading abilities skyrocket to new heights! Our virtual world is filled with interactive stories and quests that will have them devouring books faster than you can say “creeper”.

We’ve had parents report that their kids went from struggling readers to bookworms in just a few weeks of playing on our server. Plus, our friendly community of players and moderators are always there to lend a helping hand (or sword) when needed.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your child becomes a literary genius right before your eyes!

EuroCraft: Defend Our Elections!

collaboration, cybersecurity, DEFEND, Defense, Democracy, digital threats, elections, EU Commission, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign interference, France, germany, influence, international relations, Political, Protection, safeguarding, safeguarding democracy, security measures, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3662	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A FORTRESS PROTECTING YOUR MINECRAFT ELECTIONS FROM FOREIGN INTERFERENCE! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST CAMPAIGNS AND DRAMA EVER! WE GOT FRANCE AND GERMANY ON BOARD, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT. VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE BLOCK AND WATCH AS THE DRAMA UNFOLDS! WHO WILL BE THE NEXT MAYOR OF SPAWN TOWN? ONLY ON THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW AND PROTECT YOUR VIRTUAL DEMOCRACY!

Big Plans Small Minds Minecraft

Achieve, AMBITION, big, big plans, Business, determination, dream big, entrepreneur, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, innovation, inspiration, leadership, Minds.., mindset, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Plans, Small, small plans, strategy, success, vision

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	9591
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5

so, like, there’s this dude who’s, like, super smart and stuff, and he’s got this minecraft server that’s, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, he’s all about making big plans for people who only have small plans, so if you wanna level up your game, you gotta join this server, man.

like, this dude once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk. no joke, it’s, like, the most epic thing ever. and, like, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a million diamonds just lying around.

oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, you can totally tame your own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s, like, so epic, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of something totally insane and awesome, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	110/700	Votes:	2102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10